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Plastic Strapping
For: National Accident ...
17 October, 2011,
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Next up we have… an Irish woman with no name, let’s call her Mary. Mary works in a place with boxes, and the boxes are done up with this plastic wrapping, which often gets left on the floor, and as a result, dozy idiots like Mary who weren’t looking where they were going catch their foot and go flying on said plastic wrapping and hurt their knee, meaning they miss work and can’t keep up with the rent, NAH to the rescue! But wait a second, did you see her talking and nodding to that dude at the very beginning for a brief second, I think I have a transcript of the brief encounter: Mary: “All set for the plan Ted? did you leave the plastic wrapping like I asked?” Ted: *nods* “don’t forget to really milk your injury, maybe start crying and spazzing out, that’ll help!” Mary: “OK, it’s shocking the things we have to do to get money for the staff christmas party nowadays!” In the end the plight for cash is successful and Mary ends up with “EIGHT TOWSAND POUNDS!” £8,000?! Shitting hell, if all I had to do at my place of work was be a dipshit and trip over some fucking plastic for £8,000, I’d be raring to go! That’s not all however, Mary smugly remarks that the plastic… well, “that’s sorted”, a bit like you were for your next 5 holidays back to Ireland you greedy greedy cow! Funny, if she actually stayed in her country of origin she wouldn’t have been able to use the National Accident Helpline as it applies to England and Wales only, now that’s a good way to bring in more workers, tell them if they trip over, they can make some big £££’s and maybe even get on TELLEE! BY THE WAY! If you want cheering up, keep clicking at somewhere around 0:04 to see her trip over again and again. Yes…
Genre: Comedy Informational
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