As a group, we had very mixed emotions about the advert. We initially thought it was a very aesthetically pleasing advert with all the bright colours of the ocean and the bright white of the clothing on the models. The operatic music also helps to add to the sense of beauty about the advert and gives a sense of "the finer things in life". Although it is also quite sinister too with the woman being submissive and being dominated by the male in the advert there are hints towards sexism. We were also quite confused about the clapperboard at the end of the advert and exactly what it signified in terms of the advert.</p>
Next up we have an Irish woman with no name, letÂs call her Mary. Mary works in a place with boxes, and the boxes are done up with this plastic wrapping, which often gets left on the floor, and as a result, dozy idiots like Mary who werenÂt looking where they were going catch their foot and go flying on said plastic wrapping and hurt their knee, meaning they miss work and canÂt keep up with the rent, NAH to the rescue! But wait a second, did you see her talking and nodding to that dude at the very beginning for a brief second, I think I have a transcript of the brief encounter: Mary: ÂAll set for the plan Ted? did you leave the plastic wrapping like I asked? Ted: *nods* ÂdonÂt forget to really milk your injury, maybe start crying and spazzing out, thatÂll help! Mary: ÂOK, itÂs shocking the things we have to do to get money for the staff christmas party nowadays! In the end the plight for cash is successful and Mary ends up with ÂEIGHT TOWSAND POUNDS! £8,000?! Shitting hell, if all I had to do at my place of work was be a dipshit and trip over some fucking plastic for £8,000, IÂ’d be raring to go! ThatÂ’s not all however, Mary smugly remarks that the plasticÂ… well, “thatÂ’s sorted”, a bit like you were for your next 5 holidays back to Ireland you greedy greedy cow! Funny, if she actually stayed in her country of origin she wouldnÂ’t have been able to use the National Accident Helpline as it applies to England and Wales only, now thatÂ’s a good way to bring in more workers, tell them if they trip over, they can make some big £££Â’s and maybe even get on TELLEE! BY THE WAY! If you want cheering up, keep clicking at somewhere around 0:04 to see her trip over again and again. YesÂ…</p>
We start off with poor Susan Cooper, who opens by saying ÂThe kitchen was busy which sets the scene, and for adverts like this, you really need to set the scene and get the viewer in the right frame of mind, she barks out some sort of order at 0:03/0:04, no matter how many times I listen to it I still canÂt get what sheÂs saying ÂDibble sings awayÂ? oh, maybe itÂs Âclear all the things awayÂ. See this is what you have to do with these sort of adverts, overanalyze them because thereÂs so little content other than the accident itself. ANYWAY, she is so busy giving out orders to her no doubt highly abused cooks that she falls on what she describes as Âfood but I describe as cat vomit with tuna chunks Getting back to the point, THE FOOD HADNÂT BEEN CLEARED UP!! DUM DUM DUUUUUUMMM! So she falls over and bangs her knee conveniently on the workstation or whatever , the chefs reluctantly help her up while biting their lips trying not to laugh, a bit like us at home, only weÂre not holding in our laughter. Post-reconstruction Susan tells us she saw the National Accident Helpline on TELLEE, yes Susan IÂll bet you did, whilst sitting on your big fat arse with your barely injured knee in a sympathy attracting cast, feeling sorry for yourself and mercilessly crucifying tub after tub of Ben and JerryÂs ice cream, either that or she saw it on TELLEE beforehand and decided to get in on the whole farce by making her own accident, I go for the latter. In the end she gets £5,400 pounds for not looking where she was walking, infact IÂ’d like to bet that it was her who made the mess in the first place, the way she was carrying those plates earlier I wouldnÂ’t put it past her. Clumsy bimbo. Oh and I forgot to mention, after each reconstruction this blonde twat comes on and gives you all the legal jargon and nonsense that nobody cares about, I just want to see people fall over. Cacolantern out x</p>